Science teacher: What is the difference between venom and poison?
Me: Venom is black metal and Poison is glam metal.

alt-j:

i am so so so so so so so so s o passionate about music it is honestly my very favorite thing on this entire earth it makes me so undeniably happy and excited how can you just not love it with your entire being

(via innards-decay)

" The whole culture is telling you to hurry, while the art tells you to take your time. Always listen to the art. "
I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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(via innards-decay)

hesitence:

i didnt lose my virginity, i know exactly who has it

(Source: hesitence, via suck-my-kissx)